Idiot Shoppers and the Trials of Retail.

When did it become socially acceptable to enter a store and do the following:

a) Try everything of a certain brand on, knowing that you will never buy the items because you will be getting a pro deal or a warrany back. I understand that you need to try on the items so you won't get stuck with something you don't like, but what do I fu*kin' look like a store that busts its ass to get beautiful stuff in only to have jackasses try, try and no buy? Leaving me looking like a bitch 'cause I say something about it. These are universal rules.

b) (the worst and biggest retail etiquette breaker) Come in, try something, like it, but not find the size and/or color, so you ask for a piece of paper, pen, so you can write the exact model down but go an purchase it somewhere else. I mean oh my GOD!! How stupid are these people. I am sorry if you have done this before, but learn from me. This is bad, bad, bad! Waiters have all sorts of sob stories about what kind of bs they have to deal with, so here are my retail ones.

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